- The Super Bowl is played when its cold
- Basketball is an indoor sport
- Baseball…
- Messi!
- NASCAR – go fast, turn left, go fast again, turn left, etc.
- Hockey is not for the faint of heart
- Tennis is hard
- Golf requires a quiet mind
- Skiing = wealth
- Swimmers need to overeat
- Running? Are you being chased?
- Biking, lighter bikes are only marginally better
- NEVER get within arms reach of an angry Sumo
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